Yes, Sir excerpt: Donna George’s Storey’s “Dear Professor Pervert”

Good news! Copies of Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission have arrived at the offices of my publisher Cleis Press. You can order it directly from them (free shipping!) or the book will be in stores and available from Amazon next week (pre-order now to save 5%). I plan to offer audio podcast recordings of some of the stories, including the one below. And if you didn’t get a postcard (U.S. only, sorry), send your mailing address to yesantho at gmail.com and request the Yes, Sir postcard and I’ll send it right out. Here’s a teaser from “Dear Professor Pervert” by Donna George Storey

Assignment #5: Go to the woman-friendly adult store south of campus. Ask a saleswoman for advice on anal toys. Confess your level of experience—beginner, dabbler, veteran ready for a challenge? Purchase the item she recommends as well as a bottle of lubricant. When you return home, insert the toy in your anus and masturbate. Record the experience in your Masturbation Journal, following the usual guidelines. Your last assignment earned A for the journal entry, which was nicely paced with evocative imagery. However, I gave you a B- for practical execution. The point of these exercises is for you to attempt something you haven’t tried before. I expect you to obey this rule in the future. If you accumulate enough demerits, it will be necessary to discipline you appropriately. Sincerely, Professor Pervert.

Ah, yes, Assignment #5. That’s why I’m here in this strange pose: sitting on my bed with my back against the headboard, my legs spread wide. It’s the only position that lets me keep the butt plug in place while I diddle myself.

Naturally, I bought the beginner’s size, a flesh-colored silicone gadget about the size of my ring finger with a bulge in the middle like a swollen knuckle. The bottom flares out into a rectangular base to keep the device from slipping all the way inside. That’s what the butch-looking saleswoman at the sex store explained to me. Fortunately, buying the thing was not as embarrassing as I had feared. The woman was so nonchalant, it was like we were discussing lipstick instead of anal sex toys. That is, except at the very end when she handed me the brown paper bag and said, “Enjoy!” with a big grin as if she could see exactly what I’d be doing with my purchase before the afternoon was through. I blushed beet red and rushed out of the store.

To be honest, I probably do make as lewd a picture as anyone could imagine. I’m dressed in the scarlet waist cincher and thigh-highs I bought for Assignment #3, which only accentuate all the bare, juicy parts of me. The air brushes my exposed pussy like cool fingertips, and my nipples are standing out stiff and red. Yet I can’t say I’m all that turned on by the assignment so far. For one thing, I’m not sure I bought the right size plug. It was definitely a challenge pushing it inside me—I was poking the slippery, lubed-up thing around my butt crack for a full minute—but now that it’s there, I can hardly feel it. I’m more excited by the idea that I did this naughty thing just for the professor.

Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Male Dominance out in March 2008

I will post my introduction and more information very soon, but below you’ll find the cover and Table of Contents for Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Male Dominance, edited by me, Rachel Kramer Bussel, and coming out in March 2008 from Cleis Press, along with the companion volume, Yes, Ma’am: Erotic Stories of Female Dominance. You can read samples from the previous collection, He’s on Top: Erotic Stories of Male Dominance and Female Submission, on my website. I can tell you that I am over the moon about this beautiful cover, and have a feeling these two are going to be a huge hit. I’m also so proud of what’s inside and now am just working on being patient until I get this one out into the world. I will have postcards to send to those who are interested, so stay tuned!

How bad do you want to be bound, gagged, spanked, or slapped? How bad to you want to have your hair pulled, your nipples clamped, your body strung up? How bad do you want to pant, gasp, scream, and squirm? How bad do you want to turn over some part of yourself to a man just dying to strip you bare and take you somewhere you’ve never been? Here you’ll find all sorts of women for whom their own personal “Sirs” (or Masters or Daddies) hold the reins to their erotic pleasure. For them, saying yes (or a bratty, defiant “no” for which they’ll be duly punished) is as powerful as a good, hard smack on the ass. They give up control in all kinds of ways, from letting their doms decide who they’ll fuck to when they’ll come to which color panties are acceptable and which aren’t. Playing at “Sir” lets these players take their kink to a whole new level.

Introduction: Ready to Say Yes (Sir) by Rachel Kramer Bussel

The Art of Darkness by Alison Tyler
Dear Professor Pervert by Donna George Storey
A Necessary Connection by Debra Hyde
The Editor by Amanda Earl
Ribbons by Kathryn O’Halleran
The Day I Came in Public by D.L. King
Lunch by Elizabeth Coldwell
When Penny Met Harry by Stan Kent
The Power of No by Teresa Noelle Roberts
In The Corner by Sommer Marsden
Stuck at Work and Late for a Date by Chelsea Summers
Running Wild by Shanna Germain
Pink is the Enemy by Jocelyn Bringas
Sitting on Ice Cream by Lisette Ashton
Under His Hand, I Blossom by Nikki Magennis
Make Me by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Body Electric by Lisabet Sarai
Reclaiming the Sofa by Maddy Stuart
How Bad Do You Want It? by Gwen Masters