Watch me read from “Make Me” in Yes, Sir

Me reading from my kinky personal trainer story “Make Me” in Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission:

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Cleo Dubois’s Academy of SM Arts

Photo via Valleywag

From Melissa Gira Grant’s Valleywag post, I found out about Cléo Dubois’s Academy of SM Arts. You can take various Erotic Dominance Intensives and learn all about BDSM – there’s a women’s weekend course coming up April 5-6 at the San Francisco Citadel and a men’s weekend course there May 17-18, aught by Dubois, Eve Minax, and Selina Raven.

The first dominatrix to take me under her wing kept her dungeon close enough to the Moscone Center, but the only domina to give me a formal diploma on graduation was Cleo Dubois, founder of the Silicon Valley based Academy of SM Arts. Having a discreet, private place to indulge in SM has drawn out a decent number of Valley guys over the years, says Cleo — men who want to play, but need to keep a low profile about it. “There was the systems analyst who came to me with his girlfriend,” Dubois told me, who had been begging him to spank and tie her up, but he didn’t know where to start. Read on for how to get schooled yourself — the stern headmistress fantasy is hot, sure, but you don’t want to actually get thrown out of SM class.

Yes, Sir excerpt: Donna George’s Storey’s “Dear Professor Pervert”

Good news! Copies of Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission have arrived at the offices of my publisher Cleis Press. You can order it directly from them (free shipping!) or the book will be in stores and available from Amazon next week (pre-order now to save 5%). I plan to offer audio podcast recordings of some of the stories, including the one below. And if you didn’t get a postcard (U.S. only, sorry), send your mailing address to yesantho at gmail.com and request the Yes, Sir postcard and I’ll send it right out. Here’s a teaser from “Dear Professor Pervert” by Donna George Storey

Assignment #5: Go to the woman-friendly adult store south of campus. Ask a saleswoman for advice on anal toys. Confess your level of experience—beginner, dabbler, veteran ready for a challenge? Purchase the item she recommends as well as a bottle of lubricant. When you return home, insert the toy in your anus and masturbate. Record the experience in your Masturbation Journal, following the usual guidelines. Your last assignment earned A for the journal entry, which was nicely paced with evocative imagery. However, I gave you a B- for practical execution. The point of these exercises is for you to attempt something you haven’t tried before. I expect you to obey this rule in the future. If you accumulate enough demerits, it will be necessary to discipline you appropriately. Sincerely, Professor Pervert.

Ah, yes, Assignment #5. That’s why I’m here in this strange pose: sitting on my bed with my back against the headboard, my legs spread wide. It’s the only position that lets me keep the butt plug in place while I diddle myself.

Naturally, I bought the beginner’s size, a flesh-colored silicone gadget about the size of my ring finger with a bulge in the middle like a swollen knuckle. The bottom flares out into a rectangular base to keep the device from slipping all the way inside. That’s what the butch-looking saleswoman at the sex store explained to me. Fortunately, buying the thing was not as embarrassing as I had feared. The woman was so nonchalant, it was like we were discussing lipstick instead of anal sex toys. That is, except at the very end when she handed me the brown paper bag and said, “Enjoy!” with a big grin as if she could see exactly what I’d be doing with my purchase before the afternoon was through. I blushed beet red and rushed out of the store.

To be honest, I probably do make as lewd a picture as anyone could imagine. I’m dressed in the scarlet waist cincher and thigh-highs I bought for Assignment #3, which only accentuate all the bare, juicy parts of me. The air brushes my exposed pussy like cool fingertips, and my nipples are standing out stiff and red. Yet I can’t say I’m all that turned on by the assignment so far. For one thing, I’m not sure I bought the right size plug. It was definitely a challenge pushing it inside me—I was poking the slippery, lubed-up thing around my butt crack for a full minute—but now that it’s there, I can hardly feel it. I’m more excited by the idea that I did this naughty thing just for the professor.

Want a free Yes, Sir postcard?

Next week I’m getting in some Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission postcards (and books should be here next month!) and if you’d like one, just send your name and mailing address to yesantho at gmail.com – U.S. only! Thanks for your support and for pre-ordering the book from Amazon! You save 5% if you pre-order it too – and while the official pub date is March 28th, I have a feeling they might be in a little sooner. I’m so excited for this book to finally be out and I know that anyone who liked He’s on Top will enjoy this too. And actually the NEW title is Yes, Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission so this cover will be changed slightly – we changed it to more accurately reflect what the book’s about. And one of these days I will start recording stories for a podcast, and my story here, “Make Me,” will be one of the first!

Getting ready for a caning…

Cane area…

Originally uploaded by sharpereye

And clothespins! I like those.

Smiling while cuffed

No Escape

Originally uploaded by misterajc

I love model Lacey Field’s smile in this photo while she’s handcuffed. See more photos of her getting spanked, caned, and bound right here.

“Choke me, fuck me, beat me…”

This is a super hot video snippet that I’ve now watched 3 times in a row from Submissiontosex.com featuring a sexy woman with a gag in her mouth telling her hot bald master “Yes, Sir” (it took me a few listens to make that out). They also do a little negotiation and you hear her tell him “Bring it on.” I certainly can’t wait to see more!

Naughty girl gagged

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Originally uploaded by Chris AKA Baggaratzi

I love the expression on her face and the hand over the gag over her mouth. It just seems to tell a story, or many stories…

Cupcakes and bondage

Cupcakes and bondage

Originally uploaded by rkb1

Kindof a classic photo of me, taken by Paul Sarkis – many more photos to come in 2008.

Spanking in Secretary and on Californication

Two of my favorites…spanking scenes from Californication (love that show!) and the classic Secretary – I will totally admit to having a major crush on Evan Handler (the hot bald spanker in Californication). And I just realized both are boss/secretary spankings!

And, of course, the sexy Maggie Gyllenhaal, getting spanked by James Spader. There’s a lot more than spanking going on in Yes, Sir, but I’d have to say that spanking, for me, is one of the ultimate turn-ons and definitely part of my kinkiness.